Man-Animal War: Rats Takeover Peru

If you are still not taking the war between humans and animals seriously, just be glad you don't live in Peru. Reuter's is reporting that six regions of Peru, including the capital city Lima, are experiencing an epidemic of rat invasions because of what they call "warm weather." I call it a thirst for human flesh.

My reaction may seem hasty, but you must remember that rats are merely the animal minions of the war. They have been assigned with a very specific assignment, attacking the food supply. They do this by eating and destroying our valuable resources (as has already been done to 32,000 acres of Peruvian crops) and by infecting other parts of the food supply with disease.

What this does mean is that if you see a rat then you should not be afraid to squash it like a bug. It would wish the same upon you.