Man-Animal War: Humpback Whale Takes Out Legs of Diver

If you didn't believe me that animals are coming after us humans, now is the time to take note. A 50-year old diver had his leg broke by a humpback whale that whipped its tail at him during a dive off the coast of the Dominican Republic. It is a cheap mob-style tactic that the animals may begin to utilize more often as humans begin invading their turf. ABC News Reports.

The other thing I love about this story, is how the whale's attack forced the man to take a 9 hour boat ride before receiving medical treatment at a"prehistoric" hospital where doctors used a sledge hammer to insert a steel rod into his leg. Have the whales hired mafia doctors to do their dirty work too? Probably not, but they certainly made sure that man would not receive 21st century style medical care.

Lessons to be learned from this weak: Don't f**k with the whales.