[Health] At Last, Support Your Local Girl Scout Troop, and Not Your Cardiologist

Girl Scouts will finally be ridding artery-clogging trans-fats from their cookie recipe according to a report from ABC News. Finally, we can teach our children about health issues, without asking them to hawk products that will kill us...

But isn't that kind of hypocrisy what capitalism is all about? In any event, at least Mike Bloomberg can stop demonizing little girls for the content of their treats.

And finally, I can enjoy a few delicious Samoas (in the unlikely event that a girl scout actually buzzes my apartment).